Piadas e Charadas em inglês

Assuntos de inglês não relacionados aos tópicos acima.

Ao viajar para fora, você pode querer comprar uma roupa ou sentir alguma dor. Nessas horas, saber as partes do corpo em inglês é essencial. Baixe agora um guia grátis: Partes do Corpo em inglês.
Avatar do usuário sea8c2
Hello Donay !

A: Actually, hens don't lay eggs. It's the final process of their menstrual cycle...irghhh !! I don't want to eat eggs anymore !!!

Am I right ?

Regards

Avatar do usuário josefa123
Vocês são incríveis, estou adorando participar do fórum.

Bjs,

Avatar do usuário sea8c2
Okay...Parece que não temos mais nenhuma para quebrar a nossa cuca ! Então vai mais uma...

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7 ?

Dicas.:
1. Não tem pegadinha..
2. Traduzindo para o português: Porque o 6 tem medo do 7 ?
3. A resposta se traduzida fica sem sentido.
4. É bonitinha a resposta...e vocês vão adorar ! ( crédito a minha filhinha !)

Coloco a resposta em breve se ninguém acertar.

Obs.: O Donay não pode participar, pois já perguntei a ele. I am sorry, Donay !

Avatar do usuário Jerry Dorien 1315 3 34
Hi,

Becouse Set was bad.

Set and Osiris were brothers. Osiris was the king of Egypt. And all the people loved him. But Set hated his brother, Osiris. He wanted to be the king of Egypt, so he plotted to kill Osiris.
Set planned a big party. For the event, he built a big beautiful box. It was made of the best wood and decorated with paint and gold. The box was the perfect size for Osiris to fit inside. Set told people at the party about a special game he had planned. He said he would give the beautiful box to anyone who could fit inside it. A few people tried, but no one could fit into Set’s box.
Finally, Osiris tried to fit into the box. And he fit perfectly! But as soon as Osiris was inside, Set slammed the box closed. He sealed the box with hot metal so that it would not open. And he threw the box, with Osiris in it, into the Nile River where Osiris died.

it is only a brincadeirinha. See you.

Avatar do usuário sea8c2
Time's up !

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7 ?
A: It's because 7 8 9.

to eat (past ate; past part. eaten):
put food into the mouth and chew and swallow it
We ate spaghetti yesterday.

It's very easy to get confuse between: number 8, past tense of the verb to eat and the letter H.

See ya !

Avatar do usuário Henry Cunha 9715 2 16 174
Pessoal,

Podem se divertir com os noticiarios ficticios em "The Onion."

http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_n ... late_rss_1

Avatar do usuário Donay Mendonça 34640 21 57 735
Hi Folks,

Hens lay eggs because eggs break if they(hens) throw them.

Lay: Por
Throw: Jogar

Avatar do usuário Henry Cunha 9715 2 16 174
donay mendonça escreveu:Hi Folks,

Why do hens lay eggs?


:D


I had a chicken once that had a nervous breakdown trying to stand them up.
Cheers!

Avatar do usuário Mr. Jolimar 40 1
Ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny cash.
Today we have no hope, no jobs and no cash.