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Prison vs Work (Prisão x Trabalho)

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
(and there's some pictures of a prison, in UK I think, to help you guys decide what is better)

@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 cubicle /office
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@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
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@ PRISON
You get time off for good behaviour

@ WORK
You get more work for good behaviour
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@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
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@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
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@ PRISON
You get your own toilet

@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
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@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
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@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
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@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
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@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called managers