There`s a funny mistake in each of these sentences. Can you spot them?
Here are a few dating jokes:
I was walking to school one day, when suddenly a beautiful woman cut my eye.
I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.
She had a husky’s voice.
I told her a joke and then she started smelling widely.
He had such a worm heart.
We were two sheeps passing in the night.
There’s a very strong chemical reaction between us!
My boyfriend is really a eunuch person.
I miss her but we keep touching each other over the internet.
I don’t know if he will propose, but I am expecting.
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