Joke: "A round of applause for women"

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They don't know how to choose one person, until the woman started a speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return, and men as the first Lord’s creation, they deserved survive.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.......

Never underestimate the power and intelligence of a woman.

To let go of...(soltar/largar de...)
To clap your hands (bater palmas)
To hang on... (pendurar em...)
Otherwise (caso contrário)
Speech (discurso)

Happy International Women’s Day!