Joke: The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman

Avatar do usuário Flavia.lm 3835 1 9 85
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. <edited by Flávia: :lol: >

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling****.






















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. Flávia = :evil:

By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen. Flávia = :|
Avatar do usuário dlr 55
lol :D
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Avatar do usuário ailime 50
LOL!! Thousand times LOl! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
By the way, do they use "thousand times"? :?
i burst into laughters.
good one.
:lol:
Avatar do usuário w.slayman 110
I laughed so hard I cried.
Avatar do usuário Marcio_Farias 12280 1 21 206
ROTFLMAO. :lol:
Avatar do usuário Marcio_Farias 12280 1 21 206
ailime escreveu:LOL!! Thousand times LOl! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
By the way, do they use "thousand times"? :?

Why not?! :lol:
Avatar do usuário ailime 50
Hi Marcio,

Thank you for !! :D
LOL! :lol:
Avatar do usuário dlr 55
wait............................. Santa doesn't exist?? :? :? :? :( :( :( :( :(
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Avatar do usuário rafaelisquierdo 185 6
hauihauihauiahui

So funny ! The hard part is keep it mind and tell to your American friends.

Very very funny jock !