A palavra desconhecida é "venue". Então ficaria: " That’s Phoenix and I’m Mike. We have a very special oportunity for you. We want you to come see our party play in a very small venue . It's so small it would fit inside of my hands. And all you have to do to come to this very small venue is support music for a relief for Japan. Humm! Does that sound misterious to you? Does that sound interesting?
Just go to secretshowforjapan.com and find out what it is we are talking about. And that's where I'm gonna go right now because I don't know what I'm talking about."
Obrigado, mas ainda assim, tirando uma dúvida, Phoenix no começo diz "we have" ou "we've" ? Pois entendo we've. Embora eu saiba que isso não seja correto (não é, certo?) já vi outras ocorrências disso.