What are my main strengths, let me see, I: am majestically aristocratic in appearance, am brilliantly perspicacious, exhibit a scintillating repertoire, have an extrospective mesmerizing manner, and am exceptionally unpretentious. In other words I am the consummate representation of the avant-garde gentleman.
With all the strengths listed above it would be "A fool's errand" to attempt such an endeavor as to list any imperfections.
Now, if you believe any of that "Hogwash", "I have a bridge to sell you".
Actually if you use the antonyms for my strengths and weaknesses you would "Hit the nail on the head."
However, "At any rate", I have given you a plethora of words and a few idioms to look up. Have fun and a good laugh on me. Because I know that "I am laughing so hard I am crying " .