Ups its excitement levels - Tradução em português

[Simon Vasconcelos]

As you might expect from a very poor first half like this, nothing at all happens before half-time. I'm off to get some tea and pray to the football gods that this ups its excitement levels soon. If it doesn't I will be doing one and you are all going to have to MBM this one yourselves.

Por favor, traduzir as partes em negrito. Obrigado.

[Telma Regina]

Now I know what MBM stands for. I knew it was some kind of news report but not the one in the link I referred above.
The British newspaper The Guardian has a "Minute By Minutes" report where the football games, for example, are updated minute-by-minute.

Na verdade o jogo tá tão ruim que o reporter do minuto-a-minuto não quer atualizar o blog, durante o segundo tempo, se o jogo continuar como foi no primeiro tempo. A tradução se mantém.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/tone/minutebyminute

[PPAULO]

Ups its excitement levels - aumenta seus níveis de excitação/agitação ou tensão/nervosismo etc... enfim todo o caldeirão de emoções que um torcedor passa durante um jogo.

A outra parte vou deixar pra Telma Regina, ela é a nossa verdadeira Expert em futebol.

[Telma Regina]

OK Paulo, but this actually doesn't have anything to do with football:

"If it doesn't I will be doing one and you are all going to have to MBM this one yourselves." - Se não, eu vou "fazer o nº 2" e vocês todos vão ter que colocar isso no MBM sozinhos.

http://www.bloomberg.com/quote/MBM:MK/news

[PPAULO]

Hmm, very interesting... I gather that the guys were the ones into the Press business, and were watching a soccer/football game then? So, one guy decide to throw his weigh on the other´s decision or action, and soon (before the half time end)?
Let me know if I got it right, please.

[PPAULO]

Ha ha, jolly good!
Very good description and imagery, Telma. I can see the guys yawning, hehe.