Half-jiggered... - Tradução em português

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Barcelona leave the half-jiggered Leo Messi on the bench, while Alex Song makes a rare appearance. Wait! Come back! Valdes, Dani Alves, Pique, Bartra, Adriano, Xavi, Song, Iniesta, Villa, Fabregas, Pedro. Subs: Pinto, Sanchez, Messi, Thiago, Jonathan, Montoya, Tello.
Bayern Munich could probably afford to field a few traffic cones, a wardrobe, a chair or two, and a TV cabinet, but they've gone the whole hog, despite Javi Martinez, Philipp Lahm and Bastian Schweinsteiger all being one booking away from missing the final: Neuer, Lahm, Boateng, Van Buyten, Alaba, Javi Martinez, Schweinsteiger, Robben, Muller, Ribery, Mandzukic. Subs: Starke, Dante, Shaqiri, Rafinha, Gustavo, Gomez, Tymoschuk.

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