Anagrams - Wacky Definitions

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dormitory = dirty room
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
A telephone girl = Repeating "Hello"

Mary, as a mother tongue user of English, you know enough English! How come the mods didn't promote you to "Expert Collaborator" yet?

Nice to know I have your vote, but becoming an expert is not a given just because one is a native speaker. Everyone has to undergo the same journey to make it fair. Then Alessandro decides on a case by case basis whether one has what it takes to wear the Expert badge.