Three EFL students are walking down the road...

Avatar do usuário Dude Spell 135 2
Vocab:

EFL = English as Foreign Language = inglês como língua estrangeira.
Remedial course = aula de apoio.
Workshop = reunião, seminário.
Windy = ventoso, no sentido de estar ventando.


Three EFL students are walking down the road to their remedial listening comprehension workshop.

"It's windy" says the first.
"No it isn't, it's Thursday" says the second.
"Me too." says the third, "Forget the listening, let's go for a drink!"


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O segundo entendeu Wednesday.
O terceiro entendeu Thirsty.
LOL, good one, there is another:

English Teacher: "Johnny, the clock on the wall is not working, but you have a watch. What time is it?"
Johnny: "2 o'watch."

Maybe we should open a topic about jokes, what do you think?
Avatar do usuário Dude Spell 135 2
It looks a good idea to me, although we should hear what the moderators have to say about it. :geek:
Avatar do usuário Marcio_Farias 12280 1 21 206
Telling jokes may prove a good writing exercise. Have the forum users ever attempted to tell Brazilian jokes in English? It shouldn't prove that difficult. We may as well give it a try.

A: "Let's play a guessing game!"
B: "Yes. How do we go about it?"
A: "You have to guess by the smell. The harder you sniff it, the faster you guess it. Here take this stuff. Now smell it."
B: "But A, this smells like sh*t--"
A: "Well, what'd you know! You've already guessed this one!"

It fell flat, didn't it?!
there is another one:

A drunk man get in a bus, sat aside a girl and said:
- how ugly you are, you are the most horrible thing I ever seen!!!
the girl look at him and replied:
- And you are a disgusting drunk!!!
the drunk imediately replied:
- Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be cured!!!

LOL :lol:
Avatar do usuário Flavia.lm 3835 1 9 85
Hi Jean,

If I may:

You should either write everything in the present or in the past. I prefer in the present:

A drunk man gets in a bus, sits beside a girl and says:
- how ugly you are, you are the most horrible thing I ever seen!!!
the girl looks at him and replies:
- And you are a disgusting drunk!!!
the drunk imediately replies:
- Yeah, but tomorrow I'll be cured!!!