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Why I got divorced, sad story of a man!

Last week was my birthday, my wife didn't wish me, my parents forgot and so did my kids...I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me...As I entered my room my secretary said, "Happy Birthday Boss".

I felt so special, she asked me out to lunch...after the lunch, she invited me to her apartment! We went there, she said " Do you mind if i go into the bedroom for a minute?"

"Okay" I said....She came out 5 minutes later with a cake and my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues..

All screaming SURPRISE....

And I was waiting on the sofa........NAKED! :o

:lol:


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