Tradução de legenda "IT'S AN ARTIFACT"

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IT'S AN ARTIFACT
THAT'S INCREDIBLE,
AND THESE GUYS WANTED
TO PUT UP A GRANT,
BUT THEY DON'T ANYMORE
BECAUSE I CAUGHT ON
THEY WERE PLAYING GAMES.
AND, ANYWAY,
THE DEAN SHUT DOWN
THE WHOLE PROJECT,
AND I DON'T HAVE
A LOT OF MONEY TO PLAY WITH.
YOU'D THINK THE FACULTY
WOULD PITCH IN,
BUT THOSE IDIOTS THINK
I'M GOING OFF THE DEEP END,
JUST BECAUSE I DARED TO ASK
A FEW TOO MANY PICKY QUESTIONS

Obrigado!