Castaway - O que tinha na caixa =D

This is quite old, but still very funny!
Transcript:

Man: Hi!
Woman: Hi!
Man: I was marooned on an island for five years with this package and I swore that I would deliver it to you, because I work for Fedex!
Woman: That’s very admirable. Thank you!
Man: Hey look, by the way, what’s in the package?
Woman: Nothing really. Just a satellite phone, GPS locator, fishing rod, water purifier and some seeds. Just silly stuff. Thank you again. You keep up the good work.

PS: Marooned: left in a place from which you cannot escape. (Cambridge)