Correct My English Post As An Exercise, by Bill Slayman

I will be making posts here from time to time, and they will contain errors in construction, grammar, and spelling.
You can see how many mistakes you can find and write a correction, then in a few days I will post what I should have written in the first place. In some cases I may post excerpts from our local American newspaper which is not known for it's high standard of editing and grammar.

Yesterday is my birthday. I am sixty-seven year old and I am really fealing my ages ... I will be fealing anceint. :cry:

Have fun, laugh at my errors and see how close you can come to my "correct" version, by the way it is not the only correct version. If you have any questions please let me know either here or by one of the means shown in my signature.

P.S. Remember that I like concise, complex sentences.