0:01 - Hi guys, umm, can I, can I be your friend?
0:05 - Umm, Can I, can I write on your wall (mural)? No.
0:10 - Will you be my friend? Hmm?
0:13 - But I write on all my friends' walls.
0:15 - I think I'd have to know you before I was your friend.
0:17 - All my friends have got like 180 friends. I've only got 2.
0:22 - Would it help if, maybe, like, you looked at my photos?
0:27 - That one's with two, like, really pretty girls, like, you know, that's my.. you know, I was in a relationship with her but, you know, I've changed my status now. Ok... Yeah.
0:42 - What's your relationship status? Umm, Single. Oh good, cool. I like (curtir) that. Do you? Yeah yeah yeah..
0:48 - I like your jacket. Thank you. I like your sunglasses.
0:56 - Do you like that? Yeah. Do you wanna comment on that (escrever um comentário)?
1:05 - I like your ray bands.
1:09 - Could I poke (cutucar) you? Hahaha
1:13 - Poke? Poke! Poke? Poke?
1:15 - Could I? Uhh no!
1:18 - Poke? Poke? What, you wanna poke?
1:21 - Can I poke you? Yeah, you can poke me if you like. I mean how am I .... dude dude dude, seriously, just
be my friend. If I just show you these pictures in this photo album...
1:38 - What's your name on Twitter? _____
1:42 - Oh so you use Twitter? Yes. I'm gonna follow (seguir) you. Ok! Cool cool!
1:45 - Well I'm gonna follow you. Right, ok! Wicked, cool. Alright thanks a lot. Thanks guys. yeah yeah yeah,
Wicked, wicked.. Bye, cheers.. Wicked.
1:58 - Alright, thank you that's great, wicked, thanks a lot. Bye.
2:29 - Oh, you're actually following me! I'm following you! Ok, should we go or??
2:52 - Status update: Can't wait for my fabulous evening at the ENO, lol, rofl. Rofl? Do you like? What?
3:04 - Yeah? What's your comment? Pardon? Do you want to be my friend? No, no, it's alright.