Twitter and Facebook - A parody

Some parts that might help other people understand the video:

00:09 --> Will you be my friend?
00:15 --> ____ ___ get to know you before I was your friend.
00:27 --> And that one is with like two really pretty girls...
01:06 --> I like your ray bands.
01:10 --> Could I poke you then?
01:49 --> That's it? ___ _____. (the girl says something here I didn't get it (I heard "good evening" ) )
01:50 --> yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, wicked, wicked, bye, cheers.
02:52 - Status is updated, can't wait for my fabulous evening. lol, rofl. Do you like?

As you could see, I didn't completely get the bold parts. Could somebody help me out?


Hope it helps and thank you in advance!!