Here is another one I can have fun with, Beach, Country, or City, at least before the oil spill.
Our house has a fenced back yard of about 200 square meters, and we have another 200 square meters of unfenced yard, so it is like being in the country.
We are about 400 meters from a city bus stop, and within 20 minutes driving time of two major shopping centers, the government offices, historic downtown and the Port of Pensacola. There are four major hospitals within 20 minutes diving time, so we live in the city.
We are within 25 minutes driving time of three beaches and within 45 minutes of three more, so we live near the beach.
All times are for driving a car, on the Harley the times can be reduced.
Therefore, for the purposes of this question, I submit that we live in a country home, near the beaches, in the city.