Exercício: Dating Mishaps

I was walking to school one day, when suddenly a beautiful woman cut my eye.

I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.

She had a husky’s voice. Husky = rouco, áspero

I told her a joke and then she started smelling widely. widely = sentido de bastante

He had such a worm heart. warm = sentido de amoroso, apaixonado/ worm = bicho, verme

We were two sheeps passing in the night.

There’s a very strong chemical reaction between us!

My boyfriend is really a eunuch person. eunuch = castrado, eunuco=impotente, estéril.

I miss her but we keep touching each other over the internet.

I don’t know if he will propose, but I am expecting.

Não entendi bem o such na 5ª frase. Expliquem-me por favor.

I told her a joke and then she started smelling widely. smelling --> smiling
He had such a worm heart. coração de minhoca? worm --> warm (coração quentinho )
I miss her but we keep touching each other over the internet. --> pervert, eh? and quite impossible to be done 'over the internet'. I'd rewrite: I miss her but we keep in touch over the internet.
I don’t know if he will propose, but I am expecting. Is she pregnant? already?
I guess this one could be fixed this way: I don't know it he will propose me, but I am expecting him to.

I loved the website! (innocentenglish)

my guess:

I was walking to school one day, when suddenly a beautiful woman cut my eye. (caught my eye)
I miss her but we keep touching each other over the internet..(him...we keep in touch)

Now write a follow-up sentence that shows you "get it." For ex:

I was walking to school one day, when suddenly a beautiful woman cut my eye. I was half-blinded by how sharp she looked. (The mistake is, as pointed out, "caught my eye" and not "cut my eye.")

(This is a hellish way to learn English, isn't it?)

(Vitor, "husky voice" não tem um sentido negativo neste caso; mas "a husky's voice" se refere a voz do cão raça husky. Se não é "eunuch", qual seria a palavra?)

("Flavia, "he will propose" is enough; you don't need "me"; otherwise you're dead on, my friend.)

(No one got "sheeps"??? I thought that would be a cinch for Portuguese speakers: it's like the difference in pronouncing "pitch" and "peach.")

Have fun!

Henry,
I noticed the 'sheeps' had nothing to do with the sentence, but 'ships' also don't have, so I still don't know how to rewrite it...

No, I am not going to tell you what the joke is about "sheeps"! That might hurt someone's fillings.

ok, this is feelings, not fillings. But I still don't know what that ovelhas are doing in that sentence.

@ Henry =
@ Thomas =

Flavia.lm escreveu:Henry,
I noticed the 'sheeps' had nothing to do with the sentence, but 'ships' also don't have, so I still don't know how to rewrite it...

Remember that the subject is dating -- i.e., a meeting between boy and girl -- but that don't always work out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbaCSzPdSz0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5ua3fd ... re=related

Now you get it...

ahhh this is an idiom...

ships (that pass) in the night
people who meet for a short period of time but never meet again
(Macmillan)

"ships that pass in the night"
It was an idiom, I did not know that too.
I`ve learnt one more.
Thanks.

Henry, please.
What is the correct word for "eunuch"?