Looking at internet, I´ve found some "Wise sentences of Homer Simpson":
"Marge, remember, if something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who knows not speak English!"
"If something is difficult to do, then it is not worth being done!"
"Well, he can have all the money in the world, but is something that he can not buy ... A dinosaur!"
"It is better to see things to do things."
"I was not lying! I was writing fiction with the mouth."
"There are three short sentences that take their lives on: 'Do not say it was me!', 'Oh, good idea boss!" and 'I was so when I arrived. "
A little bit funny!