Texto em inglês: Something funny that happen to me

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Text: Many funny and embarrassing things happen to me, it is more embarrassing than funny actually. It cannot be a funnier moment of my life, but it was comical.
I was going to attend a job interview in a bank, I was nervous and anxious. I was sitting there waiting for call me, when they finally called me. I believe I was so nervous that when I was sitting, it was one of those wheels chairs, I sat down so hard or too fast that the chair walked and I almost went to the floor. I do not know how, but I managed hold me and before the interviewing turns to me, when he turned I did my face that nothing happened and pretended I almost had not fallen off the chair.
It was something that served me relax a bit before the interview and still surrender much laughter.