Sightseeing in London - Tradução em português

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Sightseeing in London

We've been to Buckinham Palace for the Changing of the Guard,
We've walked as far as Trafalgar Square
To see the two art-galleries there;
We've looked at Scotland Yard.
And now you suggest that before it's dark We should visit the Zoo in Regent's park!
When tubes and buses are tightly packed and I am feeling completely whacked!
Do you realise, Henry darling, that we've had no lunch or tea?
And these fashionable sandals are nearly killing me!
So, unless you find a café for a coffe and a snack, Though we left home only yesterday, I'll catch the next train back!