How to argue over soccer

Here's two fans joking around over the Chelsea 2 x Arsenal 1 game, in the Guardian:

"I bet my dads tougher than your dad"
"whys that then?"
"My dads a weightlifter"
"So what, my dads a shoplifter"

In the comments section at http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013 ... gue-report.

I tell you, the comments section on soccer matches in the Guardian are a lot more fun than the match reports.