Top 25 Redneck SONGS

I received this in an email, I did NOT make it up.

25) Git your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cuz I'm Kissin ya Goodbye
24) Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Hart Was Pure
23) How Can I Miss Ya If You Won't Go Away?
22) I Don't Know Whether to Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
21) I Bought A Car Frum A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run, So We're Even
20) I Keep Furgittin' I Furgot About You
19) I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
18) I Still Miss Ya Baby, But My Aim's Gittin' Better
17) I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fite, Cuz I'm Afraid She'd Win
16) I'll Marry Ya Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
15) I'm So Miserable Without Ya, It's Like Havin' You Here
14) I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back And Cryin' Over You
13) If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
12) If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
11) Mama Git a Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
10) My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
9) My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
8) Please Bypass This Heart
7) She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
6) You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat
5) You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
4) If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
3) She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
2) She's Looking Better After Every Beer
... and the number 1 Redneck song of all time. . . 1) I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few
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Sem comentários! "You're the reason our kids are so ugly'' parece que realmente foi gravada... lol Go figure...

...Anne... P.S. Este post ñ é para ofender ninguém! Redneck=caipira