0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Avatar do usuário felipeh6 2175 7 53
Hello there. I´ve just found a little joke and decided to share it:

"Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday."

Is it :lol: or :| or :x ?
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Avatar do usuário Flavia.lm 3885 1 9 86

Men! All the same, all over the world!

Maybe he was killed, maybe he ran away.
If I was him, I'd chosen the second one :P
Flavia.lm escreveu::shock:

Men! All the same, all over the world!

a mulher tb, né?

ele nao tava preocupada com a data e oq ele representava e sim com o presentao.

q fique claro nao estou ofendendo as mulheres, só dizendo q o estereotipo pra ambos serve tb lá (se é q nao foi criado lá)