Knotweed maniac... - Tradução em português

Full time: Barcelona 0-3 Bayern Munich (aggregate 0-7)

It's Borussia Dortumund versus Bayern Munich at Wembley later this month! The first all-German final awaits! Bayern leap around and celebrate, as well they might. Barca slip off quietly - as well they might, too, because this is the biggest semi-final thumping since Eintracht Frankfurt beat Rangers 12-4 on aggregate in 1960. Oh Barca! Still, it could be worse. They could be facing LIFE IN THE JUG like MBM reader and Japanese knotweed maniac Liam Blake. "In the UK," writes Felix Schnappauf, "it is an offence under section 14(2) of the Wildlife and Countryside act 1981 to 'plant or otherwise cause to grow in the wild' any plant listed in Schedule nine, Part II to the Act, which includes Japanese knotweed." Oo-er! Oh Liam! Oh Barca!

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