Old muscles... - Tradução em português

I'd like to say that the atmosphere's heating up already in Camp Nou. But it's not. Everyone knows. Still, you can criticise Barca's performance in this semi-final up to this point all you like, and with some justification, but you can never accuse them of not at least trying to put on a show. Even in the warm-up, the mere presence of Barcelona's stars imbues the occasion with a grand sense of theatre. Specifically the revues associated with the 18th arrondissement of Paris. Yes sir and madam, they're doing the can-can. They're standing around in a large circle, wheeching their boots up around their lugs. Very impressive, but is this a normal way for footballers to warm up these days? Aren't they risking serious injury with the old muscles still cold and tight? And what would Andres Iniesta look like in a large pair of frilly knickers? Whatever, this Early Days of Moulin Rouge theme is really working for me, given the manner in which they stank out the first leg was reminiscent of none other than Le Pétomane.

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